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So, I was driving home the other night and the guy was talking about how he’d asked Nicky Minaj a “serious question” about what three things she’d take with her if she was stuck on a dessert island.

Her response was her ipod, Judge Judy reruns, and water.

Because this is clearly the face of comfort in those dark and lonely nights

I’ll admit, I was a bit confused by the ipod and the Judge Judy. Last I checked, you need to be able to charge the ipod still. And Judge Judy kinda scares me.

Still, got me thinking. What three things would I take if i was going to end up stranded on an island. This is what I came up with.

1) The guys from Dual Survival.

Because there is nothing than cannot be beat by a Mjolnir-wearing, barefoot Hippy and the Guy Who Kills Stuff Good

I’d definitely go with them, or Bear Grylls, the man whose very name alone is a thousand times more manly than you will ever be. Because if you don’t have mad skills, you’re probably not going to make it.

2) A satellite phone with extra batteries and built in GPS. Because lets be honest. Why not? It gets you rescued faster.

3) Water purifier. Because with out water you’re gonna wish you really had water.

Okay, so maybe I’m not as fun as some people. Your average guy would wish for an endless supply of beer and probably Lucy Pinder and Michelle Marsh.

Oh Yeah

I’m not going to say that idea doesn’t appeal to me (though I can’t drink beer, so I’d go lemonade). But lets face it, I kinda like living in civilization at the moment. So I’ll focus on getting stuff that brings me back.

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